Puerto Rican Mothers
I got this forwarded email - I thought it was cute, so here you go, enjoy! 
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PUERTORICAN MOTHERS!
The great things mom taught me:
My mother taught me RELIGION -
“Ay Bendito, pidele a Dios que yo no te agarre coño.”
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION -
“Deja que lleguemos a casa coño”
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS -
“Malagradecido, cuando yo era chiquita no tenia na”
My mother taught me LOGIC -
“Como que porque coño, porque si!”
My mother taught me about INSPIRATION-
“Si llegas con mala nota te voy a hacer comer la chancleta”
My Mother taught me about WISDOM-
“Tu crees que sabes todo, pedazo de mierda”
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Posted in Puerto Rico on June 23rd, 2006 by ModernMami | |
