Poop in my Fridge
Yes, you read that right.
There is poop.in.my.fridge.
There’s something I never thought I would say.
Or have in my fridge, for that matter.
But yet, here I am. And, I’m blogging it. Cause, that’s what the cool kids do these days. 
Anyway, here’s the story.
Baby girl has been having some stomach issues since yesterday.
I took her to the doctor this morning and was asked to provide a sample.
My poor mother had the unfortunate task of collecting the sample, since both the husband and I were at work.
I soooooo owe her. I probably need to buy her a couple cups of Starbucks. Or chocolate. Wait, she doesn’t like chocolate too much. (I KNOW - what woman doesn’t like chocolate? It’s a whole nother story.)
Where was I?
Oh, right. The point is I OWE HER.
So, since I was at work, by the time I picked up baby girl, the lab spot was already closed.
I have to wait until the morning to drop it off.
What to do with 3 tubes of poop sample?
Hmmm…NO IDEA
Called the pediatrician and they said “Refrigerate it!”
Yay! Why not?
So now I have poop in my fridge.
Aren’t you glad you read all about it?
***Update: There is no longer any poop in my fridge. I dropped it off to the lab the next morning.
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Posted in Motherhood, Parenting on July 16th, 2008 by Modern Mami | |
on July 16th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
That is so funny. I hope you don’t take Ambien. I hear people raid refrigerators like mad and don’t remember a thing the next morning.
Great story! Thanks for sharing!
on July 16th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Oh my God no! that would REALLY suck lol
on July 17th, 2008 at 5:26 am
OMG…LMFAO that is SOOOO funny!!!
Yes, please don’t take Ambien and
sleepwalk to the fridge for a snack girl!
And check your breathe in the morning! LOL
on July 17th, 2008 at 6:58 am
Glad you enjoyed Debbie! And no, no late night trips to the fridge were made.